Welcome to the crazy world
dravya-abuse:

relatable teen blog xox

dravya-abuse:

relatable teen blog xox

alpha-0mega:

I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

dre220:

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

finally someone said it

moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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lindsaylohoean:

so tumblr recommended me a blog

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thanks i think i’ll pass

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

oeshka:

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

Screaming silently in adoration

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

datassium:

datassium:

datassium:

My ex-wife still misses me…but her aim is gettin’ better!

Her aim is gettin’ better!

Y’see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.