Welcome to the crazy world

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

Can girls pee when they're on their periods?
Anonymous

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

impalasscent:

destipie99:

spinachandchocolate:

claireruns:

manorhousebey:

My sister in Chicago sent me this today.  
It was really nice of her.


Tell her I say thanks

Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.

Tell them I say my bed is burning.

impalasscent:

destipie99:

spinachandchocolate:

claireruns:

manorhousebey:

My sister in Chicago sent me this today.  

It was really nice of her.

Tell her I say thanks

Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.

Tell them I say my bed is burning.

froabble:

when someone ur trying to impress likes ur post

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quacklemore:

okay but where did the feathers in her hair come from

iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

woodmeat:

*walks past a mirror*

*walks back*

you got kik?

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*