Welcome to the crazy world
assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

People say “hahaha” and “lol” without even laughing, of course they’re gonna say “i love you” without even meaning it
(via its-the-anon)
baby-1m-a-sociopath:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower on We Heart It.

baby-1m-a-sociopath:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower on We Heart It.

bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food

well-fuck-you-guys:

meladoodle:

bombing:

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates

bombing

pemsylvania

bewbin

Well fuck you guys

Meladoodle


I hate it when the waffles stick together.
Stickin’ together is what good waffles do!

I hate it when the waffles stick together.

Stickin’ together is what good waffles do!

stopirwin:

i have a friend who has been taking birth control since she was 12 because she’s anemic and if she didn’t take it she would bleed out excessively during her period and end up in the hospital

dont fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people

yoncevevo:

calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact

zigzagzoe:

That’s not even funny that’s immature as heck

officialunitedstates:

proposed changes to jeopardy:

  • each wrong answer earns you one second in piranha pit at end of show
  • final round music plays whole time
  • alex trebek upside down (or everything else upside down)
  • contestants reveal their deepest secret for an extra 10k

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum