snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

karla-world:

perrf x

I’ve been waiting on this post for years

itsfortheinternet:

zackisontumblr:

this makes me really uncomfortable

why does this exist

myfandomsdontallfitinthisurl:

twerking-amporas:

ghilles:

snarg:

when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them 

Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.

they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit

In the UK they’re smiley faces

hateruess:

yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months