relatable teen blog xox
I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that
Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless
tru friends ignore each other’s acne
when kids stare at you for a long time
so tumblr recommended me a blog
thanks i think i’ll pass
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once
are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.
are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.
are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.
did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.
Or in the words of Eddie Izzard..
Because this cannot be reblogged enough.
Screaming silently in adoration
This was seriously the best prank
My ex-wife still misses me…but her aim is gettin’ better!
Her aim is gettin’ better!
Y’see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.