"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
no we just hold it in for a week.
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
My sister in Chicago sent me this today.
It was really nice of her.
Tell her I say thanks
Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.
Tell them I say my bed is burning.
when someone ur trying to impress likes ur post
okay but where did the feathers in her hair come from
i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning
*walks past a mirror*
you got kik?
hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*